This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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