...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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