hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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