we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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