Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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