At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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