Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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