Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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