is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
She said her name was "party"
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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