we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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