I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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