Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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