Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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