So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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