S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
ok first of all what the fuck
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