Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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