question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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