Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Randomize
