well most of my day revolves around power hour
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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