I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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