I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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