he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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