I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Is it because I queefed?
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I will pee on everything he values.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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