Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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