i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Randomize
