When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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