And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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