can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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