How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
Randomize
