I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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