doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
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