i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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