And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
try to milk me bitch
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