i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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