If i come over, it means nothing
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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