wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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