4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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