i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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