My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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