fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
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