i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
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