thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
She's not a foreskin expert like you
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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