I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
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