why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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