In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
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