I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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