He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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