dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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