My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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