Quick, to the slutcave!
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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