exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
