we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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